The Marble Motherfucker is built to bruise—and beautifully so. Crafted with solid glass marbles tightly packed inside flexible, impact-resistant tubing, this toy delivers dense, bone-deep thuds with every controlled swing. The rigid handle offers a firm grip for precision strikes, giving you full command of its unforgiving weight.
Customize your implement of choice. Select from a range of marble colors and layouts—from elegant gradients to chaotic mixes—and finish it off with your preferred handle color for a tool that reflects your personal style as much as your play.
Designed for those who crave intensity with a touch of intention.
 
Quiet. Brutal. Uncompromising.
 
NOTICE: Please allow 1-2 weeks for production of custom orders. Three color patterns or certain requests may have an odd number of marbles